cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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incognito-author:

vacidicar:

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

Based on natural selection, it’s more like your phobias are based off how your ancestors DIDN’T die in their past lives.

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

flame-cat:

homestuck??? nah that’s outrageous I’d never— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of homestuck panels spill out of jacket] w-what no awful webcomic i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of homestuck panels scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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missymoobelle:

The high school guy

(Source: thepacificatlantic)

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

feminism5ever:

  1. It equates the anger of the oppressed with the oppression they face.
  2. It blames the oppressed for their oppression.
  3. It invalidates the anger of the oppressed.
  4. It demands that the oppressed just sit quietly, be nice to their oppressors and accept the status quo.

It’s also bullshit because the phrase “fight fire with fire” refers to a tactic in which you burn out a defensive line with a small controlled fire so there’s nothing left for a large and much more dangerous fire to burn, thus protecting you, and anything else past that burned out line. If you get super pissed about small oppression like mundane racism, sexism, homophobia, etc etc, people will allow larger problems to happen much less. That method can be used improperly, but it is a real and effective tactic.

Honestly, I say you SHOULD fight fire with fire, especially if there’s not a bunch of water near by.

safety-officer-barto:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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palyk:

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

Shoutouts to tumblr user martymcflyinthefuture for having a photoshopped pic for every day McFly goes into the future for almost a year now

One year of nothing but photoshopped pics of the same thing with different dates for ~10 months, and people STILL think they’re legit lmao

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

via: Weshalljoinourhouses

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

via: Weshalljoinourhouses

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab
the split is straight down the middle, quite literally


LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!
lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab
the split is straight down the middle, quite literally


LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

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LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

(Source: superstreetfighter2turbohdremix)